Long meme list whot's going around

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1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
two tone green and blue; extra plates by a different manufacturer are white with the exact same blue and green in tiny flowers around the rim.

2.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I'm not. I went crazy and ordered so many magazine subscriptions, I'll be lucky to read 10 books this year.

3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
ground-in dirt

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Scrabble

5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
Stargazer lilies (gag)

6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING?
What time is it?

7. FAVORITE COLOR?
Teal

8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
Orange

9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Work and home pick up after 3rd ring

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Cat or dog, you mean? Sneaker, maybe.

11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA.
Chocolate, usually.

12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Yes.

13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Nope

14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS?
Those rare, rare things? Yes! I wish we had them more often than once every 2-5 years.

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Silver MGB convertible.

16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Gemini

17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes

18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Wealthy philanthropist.

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR.
I like my hair. Brown, with streaks of white.

20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL, OR HALF EMPTY?
Half empty

21. FAVORITE MOVIE?
To Kill A Mockingbird. sex, lies & videotape.

22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yes

23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Deep drawers filled with stuff.

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
7

25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH.
Watching sports does not compute.

26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?
Kidney infection.

27. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Dunno.

28. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Dunno.

29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
Mustard, except for potato-based products, then, ketchup.

30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOGS?
Neither. Grilled salmon.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Spring

32. THE BEST PLACES THAT YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
Hawaii, Kauai, Maui, Oahu, Lanai, Jamaica, St. Croix, Palm Island, Grenada, St. Lucia, St. Vincent, Carricou, Mayreau, Cedar Key, ... I have a thing for tropical islands.

33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
Photo of the yellow cat that chased the black bear up a tree recently.

34. FAVORITE FAST FOOD?
Take-out Caesar salad.