The weekend in laundry stains

Friday:  pink frosting on tan pants while cleaning up a birthday cake from co-workers.
Sat. AM: blood stain on dark blue shirt from bite wound on the black cat
Sat. PM: tomato stain on medium blue shirt during dinner before Bob Newhart performance at local venue
Sun.: dirt/dust on white sun/overshirt at Mt. Play on Mt. Tam.

Mon. :  none so far, though "tearstains on red shirt" nearly made the list once I realized I'd accidently deleted a tab on an Excel doc, and found out that IT didn't perform their regularly scheduled Fri. eve back-up due to a tape glitch, meaning, I didn't lose 1 hr.'s worth of work, I  lost 1 hr., 3 days worth of work. CRIES AGAIN.

I planned to take today & tomorrow off for my birthday, and it appears I should have stayed home today. The heck with catching up on work I couldn't get to on Friday!