javacat | Older sister (rhymes with witch)

Something my oldest sister said during Easter dinner surfaced in my mind today. I said something about living in the Berkeley Hills with Roy, and said to the boys (the nephews), "I don't know if you remember Roy or not .." -- she piped in immediately, "*I* remember him. He decimated my jazz collection."

WTF? First, I'm certain that he did not. She has a history of false accusations that I don't feel like getting into, but I know he would never do that.

SERIOUSLY. We cannot get through one single event without her being some sort of a bitch. EVER.

Oh my lovely family.